Tuesday, June 8, 2010

FAQ Attack

So, for those who aren't familiar (ha!) with me or my current situation, I will fill you in with one easy post!

I decided to make this an adult content blog because I will at some point talk about things that are of an adult nature, or curse and you should all be forewarned. Culture Shock is enough to make anyone get nasty at times, and I am certainly no exception.

I am originally from New Jersey, USA, but I currently live in the Netherlands. I moved here to be with my husband (Xentor) five years ago. We live in the armpit of the country: Limburg. (Yes, home of the cheese. Yes, it stinks.)

I have two dogs. Layka and Zoey. Laika is afraid of everything and likes working and so helps me around the house. Teaching her to help with Laundry and to throw away baby diapers has helped her to stop being afraid of things falling on her and the garbage can. Zoe is our blonde dog. She is not very smart, and pees on things when she gets happy, scared, or for no reason at all.

I have a 9 month old daughter, named Bree (At least for the purposes of this blog). I will at some point talk about my children, having children, and things that relate in way or another to having children. If you can't handle that, please hit the back button. (Also, get over yourself.)

I did not move to this country because I am from a third world country.

I did not move to this country because I just love doing drugs so much I had to go where they were legal. (I don't do drugs!)

I am not an illegal Polish hooker.

I play several instruments with the local woodwind band, and used to sing with the local choir and play the French horn with a brass band. Xentor is also a member of these bands, playing several brass instruments. The only one we're continuing to play with is the woodwind band, because having a small baby means that social engagements are cancelled for the foreseeable future. 

This is a fairly boring and silly post, but I don't have much brainpower at the moment because I haven't had enough coffee and I'm trying to do this quickly before Bree wakes up from her nap. (Which will be soon, if the fart that she just let out is any indication.)

So, I guess, thanks for reading and hit the follow button if you want to be updated when there's a new post. Also, if you're a foreigner living in the Netherlands and may want to contribute to this blog, please contact me!

Ooo, My first post...

And a new blog! I'll post something after I get my settings done!